Crushed

How horrible! You're no longer needed and so you get crushed and pushed into the crack of a seat.

Terrible News in China

There must have been some terrible event in China, reported in the newspaper. It caused them to throw down the paper and rush out of the train.

Budgie Smugglers

I'd like to think that the cover illustrated the article, 'The Pointy End' or 'Shock Horror', but it probably didn't.

Bottleless

There was no sign of the bottle.

Body + Soul

I guess there wasn't any advice about juggling that was compelling enough to want to take this home for later reference.

Mother's Day Bag

Probably had something nice to eat and drink while looking for what to buy mum at Homeart.

Bag in a Bottle

There were two consolidation choices, bottle in the bag or bag in the bottle. I guess the latter is neater.